krispie kreme

The stuff that is left on your dick the morning after dirty sex

I made that bitch lick the krispie kreme off my cock this morning

by Ralphy Suttle June 11, 2003

mechanabalism

The act of eating engine parts, normally performed by a mechanic whilst performing routine maintenance on your car to ensure you will be back with further problems

My last service

by ralphy Suttle June 13, 2003

Big Boat Jizzy

The stuff that spurts from the cock of sailors on large racing yachts

I gave that slut a load of big boat jizzy last night
Your a wanker that's full of big boat jizzy

by Ralphy Suttle June 11, 2003