Definitions by ralph mayhem

action lurer 

When you want to get action from a chick but you're either in the friend zone or she wont bone you so you cum on her face while she is sleeping and then the next morning she asks what happened. You tell her that she gave u head and then she figures that she must've wanted to so she will do it again or anything else and from then on you get action all the time.

Mike: dude you should so bone Jen.
Chris: I can't she doesn't like me like that.
Mike: so just give her the action lurer.
(The next Day)
Chris: wow dude that was perfect.

action lurer by ralph mayhem July 30, 2006

the plunge

When your mouth acts like a plunger on a girls vagina while you hum with your mouth.

Dude you have got to try this my girl loves it its called the plunge.

the plunge by ralph mayhem July 22, 2006

permanent red

when a chick's pussy has been fucked so many times that her pussy is permanently red.

Guy 1: I couldn't bone this chick last night.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: Because her pussy was permanent red.
Guy 2: Thats gross man.

permanent red by ralph mayhem June 21, 2006

ultimate blowjob 

When one girl is giving you a blow job while you are fingering another girl and licking another girls boobs.

" Woah I had the craziest night last night, i got the ultimate blowjob."

ultimate blowjob by ralph mayhem June 20, 2006

suffication slaughter 

When you stick your balls in a chicks nostrils and insert your cock in their mouth.

"Woah last night i pulled off the suffication slaughter."

suffication slaughter by ralph mayhem June 19, 2006