5 definitions by ralph mayhem
When one girl is giving you a blow job while you are fingering another girl and licking another girls boobs.
by ralph mayhem June 21, 2006
by ralph mayhem July 21, 2006
by ralph mayhem June 18, 2006
Guy 1: I couldn't bone this chick last night.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: Because her pussy was permanent red.
Guy 2: Thats gross man.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: Because her pussy was permanent red.
Guy 2: Thats gross man.
by ralph mayhem June 21, 2006
When you want to get action from a chick but you're either in the friend zone or she wont bone you so you cum on her face while she is sleeping and then the next morning she asks what happened. You tell her that she gave u head and then she figures that she must've wanted to so she will do it again or anything else and from then on you get action all the time.
Mike: dude you should so bone Jen.
Chris: I can't she doesn't like me like that.
Mike: so just give her the action lurer.
(The next Day)
Chris: wow dude that was perfect.
Chris: I can't she doesn't like me like that.
Mike: so just give her the action lurer.
(The next Day)
Chris: wow dude that was perfect.
by ralph mayhem July 31, 2006