ra ramses's definitions

Slothology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Slothology:
The study of slow-moving, lazy, and work-averse shaggy vegetarian creatures with hooklike claws.

Lady bugs crawl all around me, slothy slothology surrounds me.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Gobbleology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Gobbleology:
The study of eating hastily in large gulps; the study of throaty male turkey sensations made via air wave vibrations.

Friday night gobbleology: a big bowl of buttery salted popcorn, decadent chocolate truffles sprinkled with spicy hot cayenne bacon bits, a hot mug of cinnamon apple cider, and my favorite sci-fi thriller.

by ra ramses May 29, 2018

Piggieology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Piggieology:
The study of consumable overindulgence.

Miss Piggy’s obsessively complicated love for Kermit can best be described as passionate Piggieology.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Chompology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Chompology:
The study of munching or chewing noisily or vigorously; the study of chewing noises or actions.

Hungry Hungry Hippos offers forth a subtle philosophical discourse on Chompology in the 1960s-1970s, thus foreshadowing the rise of the ever consuming automata.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

Snackology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Snackology:

The study of a small amount of food eaten between meals; the study of a light meal that is eaten in a hurry or in a casual manner; the study of eating a snack.

Who doesn’t love when the extensive R&D behind snackology has a direct correlation to the evolution of mankind, some naysayers may tout the workings of synchronicity but we all know: He-ith who snack-iths next levels to the nth level.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

Chuggaluggology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Chuggaluggology:
The study of consuming (a drink) in large gulps without pausing.

I documented Homer Simpson's unquenchable thirst for Duff as the final culminating Chuggaluggology experiment to seal the deal on my master's thesis.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

Devourology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Devourology:
The study of eating super duper fast.

The behavioral effects of Nepeta cataria on the common household feline are found in many well-respected journals devoted to Devourology.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018