Definitions by qeoj bjb

Slow cooking 

When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.

"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"

Slow cooking by qeoj bjb July 1, 2016

Incorrectability 

When you're not right, but you're not wrong.

Mike's a massage faggot with his incorrectability

Incorrectability by qeoj bjb February 25, 2015

Pennfield

That massive pile of shit that we call a school. All of the kids are complete assholes, and all of the girls are complete sluts and attention whores. Totally there are 5 or 6 tolerable people in the schools. All the sports teams except baseball are the worst and the only thing good about this school is the cookies. HOLLY SHIT THE COOKIES ARE SO FUCKING GOOD.

Hey do you go to pennfield
Yeah
Sucks too be you

Pennfield by qeoj bjb May 9, 2012

Kulpsville 

a city in southern pennsylvania, the awesomest vilage in all of the motherfucking earth

Kulpsville is FUCKING AWESOME

Kulpsville by qeoj bjb January 26, 2012