Clerks

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.

In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.

by Qbert May 15, 2004

gate

A term often used on IRC to refer to a proxy server IP address.

<IRCer1> I'm a load all my flood bots and flood this channel!

*Bots Join Channel*

<IRCer2> Thanks for the gates!

by qbert July 18, 2004

cpu

Central Processing Unit.

A CPU is basically the brains of your computer. Without a CPU, your computer would be an expensive paperweight.

I'm still running an Intel Celeron 500MHz CPU.

by Qbert October 28, 2003

Led Zeppelin

A band in which their lead singer (Robert Plant) screams like a banshee.

Led Zeppelin I is my favorite Zeppelin album.

by qbert October 03, 2003

hard on

1. An erect penis.
2. A contemptible person.

Why you fuckin' hard on!! I'll fuckin' Carlton Fisk ya fuckin' head with a Lousiville fuckin' sluggah!!

by Qbert July 30, 2004

GM

General Motors. An auto manufacturer based in Detroit.

GM is the Microsoft of the auto industry.

by Qbert October 17, 2004

cahps

How someone from Boston pronounces "Cops"

I'm gonna call the cahps on ya.

by Qbert July 30, 2004