(v) A sex act, usually performed after the female sex partner has eaten a meal. To start off, a girl and a guy have sex next to a heater, or any other heat source. The guy fucks her in the ass until she shits buckets of her last meal all over him. He then takes a handful of the shit and stuffs it into her mouth. She doesn't swallow it, but leaves it in her mouth until the heat dries it up. Then she has the guy continuously jizz into her mouth full of dried poop, until the jizz softens it up. Then, the slimy mixture of jizz and poop slides down her throat. She then throws up, and the guy uses the mixture of puke, jizz, and poop as lube for some great anal sex.
Elizabeth is excited to go to Marty's house after the party for a nice Alaskan oreo train....
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The room reeked of shit after Marty and Elizabeth did an Alaskan oreo train.
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The room reeked of shit after Marty and Elizabeth did an Alaskan oreo train.
by put a dick all up inside her March 03, 2015
by put a dick all up inside her March 03, 2015
(v) A rob dank is a sex act when a girl gives a guy a handjob using her own feces, usually mixed with water.
by put a dick all up inside her April 06, 2015
(n) Someone who is sexually attracted to pineapples. Pine-whores usually like to get together for some pineholling.
by put a dick all up inside her March 03, 2015
A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.
We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.
by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015
(v) When someone sticks a small (or large!) pineapple up their ass or someone else's ass and rotates it, making the pointy edges of the fruit scrape against the inside of the rectum. It is usually performed in a pineapple-native environment.
by put a dick all up inside her April 06, 2015