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dreamy eclipse

The act of taking a sh*t in someones' mouth while they sleep.

I sneak into her bedroom every night to perform a dreamy eclipse.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Alaskan Oreo Train

(v) A sex act, usually performed after the female sex partner has eaten a meal. To start off, a girl and a guy have sex next to a heater, or any other heat source. The guy fucks her in the ass until she shits buckets of her last meal all over him. He then takes a handful of the shit and stuffs it into her mouth. She doesn't swallow it, but leaves it in her mouth until the heat dries it up. Then she has the guy continuously jizz into her mouth full of dried poop, until the jizz softens it up. Then, the slimy mixture of jizz and poop slides down her throat. She then throws up, and the guy uses the mixture of puke, jizz, and poop as lube for some great anal sex.

Elizabeth is excited to go to Marty's house after the party for a nice Alaskan oreo train....
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The room reeked of shit after Marty and Elizabeth did an Alaskan oreo train.

by put a dick all up inside her March 3, 2015

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

Rob Dank

(v) A rob dank is a sex act when a girl gives a guy a handjob using her own feces, usually mixed with water.

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
I like your poo-poo
Rob Dank me maybe?

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

yiutube

1) You typed "yiutube into Google, when you meant to type "Youtube".
2) You saw the Urban Dictionary definition as the first result.
3) You got curious about what it was, and decided to click on it.

Now you are here.

I misspelled "Youtube" and got to the Urban Dictionary result instead. yiutube

by put a dick all up inside her January 15, 2015

pineholing

(v) When someone sticks a small (or large!) pineapple up their ass or someone else's ass and rotates it, making the pointy edges of the fruit scrape against the inside of the rectum. It is usually performed in a pineapple-native environment.

Susan loves that sweet, sweet pineholing.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015