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Natural Harvest

A book that teaches you the wonderful art of cooking with your own semen. Typically read by girls who are wishing their boyfriend would cook up some of the recipes in the book, instead of just asking for a blowjob.

Last Thanksgiving, I baked a semen cheesecake for me and my family. Thanks Natural Harvest!

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

dreamy eclipse

The act of taking a sh*t in someones' mouth while they sleep.

I sneak into her bedroom every night to perform a dreamy eclipse.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

yiutube

1) You typed "yiutube into Google, when you meant to type "Youtube".
2) You saw the Urban Dictionary definition as the first result.
3) You got curious about what it was, and decided to click on it.

Now you are here.

I misspelled "Youtube" and got to the Urban Dictionary result instead. yiutube

by put a dick all up inside her January 15, 2015

subscribe

Usually on YouTube, when you subscribe to a channel, you receive notifications of that channel's activity in your YouTube feed. People wanting to grow their channels ask and beg for you to subscribe to their channel, usually at the end part of the video that everyone skips anyway. The more subscribers they get, the more popular their channel becomes. With all these subscribers, they grow an audience, a fan base, they become popular on YouTube. Most YouTube channels that try to achieve this never will, and the people that happen to do so eventually die having achieved nothing in real life.

OMG I REACHED 3,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!1111 By the time I'm 73, I should be up to 1,000,000!!!!!

by put a dick all up inside her January 15, 2015

fapsturbate

Fapsturbating is when someone (girl or guy) masturbates to a guy fapping.

Isabelle likes to fapsturbate to her boyfriend when he faps on a skype call.

by put a dick all up inside her March 2, 2015

Pine Whore

(n) Someone who is sexually attracted to pineapples. Pine-whores usually like to get together for some pineholling.

That bitch is such a pine whore.

by put a dick all up inside her March 2, 2015