Definitions by punkhead

Gremlins 

1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.

1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"

Gremlins by Punkhead May 29, 2005

Philadelphia Eagles 

Another term for international choke artists!

The Philidelphia Eagles lost another one!


go Patriots

Philadelphia Eagles by Punkhead May 29, 2005

paw off

Another way to describe a meeting with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.

"No more will I paw off, for I may go blind eventually."

paw off by Punkhead May 28, 2005

boff

A good way to kill 3 minutes.

"I've got 3 minutes babe let's boff."

boff by Punkhead May 28, 2005

compaq 

A computer so low in quality, the only computers lower than it are Apple Computers.

Steve: "Dude, you'r gettin' a Dell!"

John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"

compaq by Punkhead May 28, 2005

The O.C 

A good show to watch....when your drunk, bored, high, or suicidal.

"The O.C again? That's it time to swallow something for amusement."

The O.C by Punkhead May 28, 2005

Ctrl+Alt+Del 

When a single program, or Windows grenades, press these in combination to send it to hell!

"BSOD! FUCK...I'm pressin' CTRl+ALT+DEL, and calling that moron in India for help! Damn foreign outsourcing! Damn Compaq p.o.s.

Ctrl+Alt+Del by Punkhead May 28, 2005