pubhappy's definitions

kegger

A wild party, usually in the woods, that is put on by older guys who hate cops and love teenage girls. Involves a keg of beer, a bonfire and feats of bravado performed by underage drunks.

"Cops!" he screamed as he stumbled and fell, somehow managing to avoid spilling his drink--leave it to Johnny Law to ruin the best kegger ever.

by pubhappy June 9, 2010

dip

1. The pinch of smokeless tobacco between cheek and gum that makes rednecks so manly and big-breasted blondes so attracted to them.

2. The dipshits who use it.

"Hey dude, I see that ring in your back pocket. Could I get a dip?"

Mandy adjusted her huge tits, then walked over to him. She couldn't wait to lick the flecks of Copenhagen off his teeth.

by pubhappy May 20, 2010