Definitions by psycho bitch

puberty 

What you go through when your aged between 10-18.
Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair.
Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm.

I hate puberty.

puberty by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

definition 

The meaning of a word you thick tosspots.

I am writing the definition of definition.

definition by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

Simon Cowell 

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.

The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.

Simon Cowell by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

old git 

What I call my Granddad.

"Now then, you old git!"

old git by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

diary 

A book that you can write all your thoughts and feelings in.
You can also write evil stuff about the people you hate.
People like to read other peoples' diaries.

My cousin went mad when she found out that I read her diary.

diary by psycho bitch March 13, 2004

high 

The feeling you get when you take drugs.

Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly high.

high by psycho bitch March 8, 2004

american football 

A really crap sport.American football is just like our rugby but them American wusses use padding and helmets because they are soft as shit and are too scared to get hurt.
And anyway, why is their sport called "football"? They don't even use their feet! Maybe they call it that because most Americans' IQs are below 30 and their tiny brains can't think of another name for their so-called "sport".

Americans are pansies.

american football by psycho bitch March 7, 2004