Roving Roach

A roving roach is a reporter for the hit podcast, The Josh Potter Show who submits random articles he/she has found online, almost like an actual reporter.
Jeez man those roving roaches really know their shit!
by psuedonym jones April 01, 2021
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Birth Control Roulette

A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!
Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
by psuedonym jones April 16, 2021
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potato monkey

Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021
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