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The correct way of SAYING the short form of pissed off or pissed-off. Pronounced 'peed oh'. Many have put the 'd' sound at the end of the acronym which is truly incorrect. Much the same as 'O'd K' or 'owed kay' would not be correct when trying to say 'okayed' as in: "He okayed the project; we can start on Monday." Or: "He OK'd the project..."
To say 'pee owed' is as to lengthen it to 'piss offed.' Which makes absolutely no sense unless you are on acid or fried some other way.
To say 'pee owed' is as to lengthen it to 'piss offed.' Which makes absolutely no sense unless you are on acid or fried some other way.
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the p'd omug. A device used to zip across the water while being toed by a boat. A watersport device used to body-surf behind a ski-boat. A surfing like device - usually round and flared upwards at the edges - used to skim across the water at high speeds behind a ski-boat.
Max: "Do you want to do some skiing today?"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the sea biscuitmug. 1) 12 year old: "What did your mom do when she found the cigarettes?"
13 year old: "She balled me out; told me I could die before I was twenty."
2) A man is cycling comfortably along a busy street and decides to accelerate when he sees the traffic light ahead change to amber. He stands high on the pedals and pumps harder and harder until his left foot slips at the same time his tire catches a sewer grate. He is rapidly shifted forwards forcing him to firmly and squarely straddle the center-post of the handle bars which catch his shorts. The bike is partially wedged by the front tire in the sewer grate but the force of his crotch ALONE lurches the bike out of the grate where he somersaults - bike fully attached solely to his crotch - through the entire intersection. While lying there unconscious, an onlooker can see the skin of his scrotum tightly twisted around the one handle bar with a flattened dark blue testicle clearly seen through the thinned skin.
Onlooker: "Maaaaan, that guy just got SEEEeeeriously balled out!!!"
13 year old: "She balled me out; told me I could die before I was twenty."
2) A man is cycling comfortably along a busy street and decides to accelerate when he sees the traffic light ahead change to amber. He stands high on the pedals and pumps harder and harder until his left foot slips at the same time his tire catches a sewer grate. He is rapidly shifted forwards forcing him to firmly and squarely straddle the center-post of the handle bars which catch his shorts. The bike is partially wedged by the front tire in the sewer grate but the force of his crotch ALONE lurches the bike out of the grate where he somersaults - bike fully attached solely to his crotch - through the entire intersection. While lying there unconscious, an onlooker can see the skin of his scrotum tightly twisted around the one handle bar with a flattened dark blue testicle clearly seen through the thinned skin.
Onlooker: "Maaaaan, that guy just got SEEEeeeriously balled out!!!"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the balled outmug. 1) Jigmond: "It's here...you know what I'm sayin'...ya know w'am sayin', you know what I'm sayin' yo....you know..yo...yo...ya know beeitch...you know what I'm sayin'..
Trisha: "Well, I know that you're saying 'you know what I'm sayin' a lot and I am about to hoof you in the nuts ass-munch!"
2) Danton: "Yo, you...you know what I'm sayin'...you know what I'm sayin'....yo..yo..you know....you know what I'm saying...bitch...you know what I'm sayin' !!?"
Sir Jon (Danton's English teacher): "I think the question should be 'Do YOU know what the fuck you're saying!!?"
Trisha: "Well, I know that you're saying 'you know what I'm sayin' a lot and I am about to hoof you in the nuts ass-munch!"
2) Danton: "Yo, you...you know what I'm sayin'...you know what I'm sayin'....yo..yo..you know....you know what I'm saying...bitch...you know what I'm sayin' !!?"
Sir Jon (Danton's English teacher): "I think the question should be 'Do YOU know what the fuck you're saying!!?"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the you know what I'm sayinmug. A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006
Get the traffuck jammug. 1) The middle, 15th, of March. Caesar (Julius) was told to be cautious of this day and the forwarning was clearly valid.
2) An excellent metal tune by Iron Maiden.
2) An excellent metal tune by Iron Maiden.
1) "Caesar...beware the ides of March!"
2) "The Ides of March is a heavy tune from a heavy band with clear and present "warning" lyrics!"
2) "The Ides of March is a heavy tune from a heavy band with clear and present "warning" lyrics!"
by psiscott2000 May 4, 2006
Get the Ides of Marchmug. A pseudonymn for tuna. (THIS IS AN INNOCENT WORD!!!)
A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.
A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.
Wife: "I am making tuna sandwiches for the trip."
Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"
Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"
Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"
Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".
Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"
Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"
Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"
Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".
by psiscott2000 May 6, 2006
Get the seabeastmug.