psiscott2000's definitions
1) Jigmond: "It's here...you know what I'm sayin'...ya know w'am sayin', you know what I'm sayin' yo....you know..yo...yo...ya know beeitch...you know what I'm sayin'..
Trisha: "Well, I know that you're saying 'you know what I'm sayin' a lot and I am about to hoof you in the nuts ass-munch!"
2) Danton: "Yo, you...you know what I'm sayin'...you know what I'm sayin'....yo..yo..you know....you know what I'm saying...bitch...you know what I'm sayin' !!?"
Sir Jon (Danton's English teacher): "I think the question should be 'Do YOU know what the fuck you're saying!!?"
Trisha: "Well, I know that you're saying 'you know what I'm sayin' a lot and I am about to hoof you in the nuts ass-munch!"
2) Danton: "Yo, you...you know what I'm sayin'...you know what I'm sayin'....yo..yo..you know....you know what I'm saying...bitch...you know what I'm sayin' !!?"
Sir Jon (Danton's English teacher): "I think the question should be 'Do YOU know what the fuck you're saying!!?"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the you know what I'm sayinmug. A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006
Get the traffuck jammug. 1) 12 year old: "What did your mom do when she found the cigarettes?"
13 year old: "She balled me out; told me I could die before I was twenty."
2) A man is cycling comfortably along a busy street and decides to accelerate when he sees the traffic light ahead change to amber. He stands high on the pedals and pumps harder and harder until his left foot slips at the same time his tire catches a sewer grate. He is rapidly shifted forwards forcing him to firmly and squarely straddle the center-post of the handle bars which catch his shorts. The bike is partially wedged by the front tire in the sewer grate but the force of his crotch ALONE lurches the bike out of the grate where he somersaults - bike fully attached solely to his crotch - through the entire intersection. While lying there unconscious, an onlooker can see the skin of his scrotum tightly twisted around the one handle bar with a flattened dark blue testicle clearly seen through the thinned skin.
Onlooker: "Maaaaan, that guy just got SEEEeeeriously balled out!!!"
13 year old: "She balled me out; told me I could die before I was twenty."
2) A man is cycling comfortably along a busy street and decides to accelerate when he sees the traffic light ahead change to amber. He stands high on the pedals and pumps harder and harder until his left foot slips at the same time his tire catches a sewer grate. He is rapidly shifted forwards forcing him to firmly and squarely straddle the center-post of the handle bars which catch his shorts. The bike is partially wedged by the front tire in the sewer grate but the force of his crotch ALONE lurches the bike out of the grate where he somersaults - bike fully attached solely to his crotch - through the entire intersection. While lying there unconscious, an onlooker can see the skin of his scrotum tightly twisted around the one handle bar with a flattened dark blue testicle clearly seen through the thinned skin.
Onlooker: "Maaaaan, that guy just got SEEEeeeriously balled out!!!"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the balled outmug. There is no such thing as a 'good' loser, there is only a 'fucking loser'!
Jon: - *Beating the table because he lost another game of Holdem. - * "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking cards, fuck, fucking godamned fucking all-inners, fuuuuuuuck!!!!"
Scott: "Jonny, JONNY, settle down, try to take it like a man, be a good loser dude!"
Jon: "There is NO such thing as a 'GOOD' loser, there is only a fucking loser!"
Scott: "Jonny, JONNY, settle down, try to take it like a man, be a good loser dude!"
Jon: "There is NO such thing as a 'GOOD' loser, there is only a fucking loser!"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the a good losermug. Excitement when one's taint is caressed; usually by a tongue. The taint - 'taint her pussy nor her ass' - is a sensitive area between a woman's anus and pussy which becomes more and more sexually sensitive as the oils from her vagina are mixed with warm saliva from a teasing tongue. At some point this feeling - specifically related to this pleasure - may be called 'taintillation.'
Beth: "How did you find...ohhhHHHHhh...that spot....OOOOO...yes....MMmmmmmmm."
Max: "Its not hard when you know where to lick baby...How is that for taintillation."
The above example is one which could suddenly end the girl's taintillation because the man used the term while doing the act. This is a no-no for this word. Using words like "baby" and "taintillation" while engaging in sexual activities is a sure way to have woman turn over and leave.
Use taintillation in a jovial sense if you are detailing your pleasurable experience to an interested buddy (hard to find because no normal guy really wants to hear details or your load-blowing escapades)
Max: "...and after I finished that, I started on her taint. Wasn't long before she was writhing in..taintillation my man!"
Scott: "Sounds great..uh, could you get me that wrench over there, and a coffee...double double please."
Max: "Its not hard when you know where to lick baby...How is that for taintillation."
The above example is one which could suddenly end the girl's taintillation because the man used the term while doing the act. This is a no-no for this word. Using words like "baby" and "taintillation" while engaging in sexual activities is a sure way to have woman turn over and leave.
Use taintillation in a jovial sense if you are detailing your pleasurable experience to an interested buddy (hard to find because no normal guy really wants to hear details or your load-blowing escapades)
Max: "...and after I finished that, I started on her taint. Wasn't long before she was writhing in..taintillation my man!"
Scott: "Sounds great..uh, could you get me that wrench over there, and a coffee...double double please."
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the taintillationmug. A sort of water skiing without skis. An EXTREME form of water skiing.
To barefoot you need to be:
1) Farely crazy or brave.
2) Have good medical coverage.
3) Be going about 50 miles an hour behind a boat.
To succeed it is possible - but extremely difficult - to get up out of the water behind a boat with no skiis on and ultimately barefoot. The boat must be able to accelerate quickly or you will come close to drowning.
You can start out with one ski - slalom - and drop the ski once the boat gets up to speed. You can use two skiis and drop them both but this looks very girly and if you did decide to do it, you might ball yourself out - if you are a guy - with one of the skiis racking your jewels from being dropped improperly.
To barefoot you need to be:
1) Farely crazy or brave.
2) Have good medical coverage.
3) Be going about 50 miles an hour behind a boat.
To succeed it is possible - but extremely difficult - to get up out of the water behind a boat with no skiis on and ultimately barefoot. The boat must be able to accelerate quickly or you will come close to drowning.
You can start out with one ski - slalom - and drop the ski once the boat gets up to speed. You can use two skiis and drop them both but this looks very girly and if you did decide to do it, you might ball yourself out - if you are a guy - with one of the skiis racking your jewels from being dropped improperly.
Max: "Bill wants to try barefoot today; can the boat go fast enough?"
Scott: "Of course it can go fast enough dwanker it has a 500 hp inboard!"
Doug: "I'll call the ambulance."
Scott: "Of course it can go fast enough dwanker it has a 500 hp inboard!"
Doug: "I'll call the ambulance."
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the barefootmug. A pseudonymn for tuna. (THIS IS AN INNOCENT WORD!!!)
A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.
A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.
Wife: "I am making tuna sandwiches for the trip."
Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"
Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"
Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"
Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".
Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"
Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"
Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"
Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".
by psiscott2000 May 6, 2006
Get the seabeastmug.