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p'd o

The correct way of SAYING the short form of pissed off or pissed-off. Pronounced 'peed oh'. Many have put the 'd' sound at the end of the acronym which is truly incorrect. Much the same as 'O'd K' or 'owed kay' would not be correct when trying to say 'okayed' as in: "He okayed the project; we can start on Monday." Or: "He OK'd the project..."
To say 'pee owed' is as to lengthen it to 'piss offed.' Which makes absolutely no sense unless you are on acid or fried some other way.
"I am quite p'd o that I keep getting dick-lengthening spams in my email. So is my girlfriend Kim."
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
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you know what I'm sayin

An oft rambled-on diatribe of this line is found amongst dwankers or knobs who think they are cool.
1) Jigmond: "It's here...you know what I'm sayin'...ya know w'am sayin', you know what I'm sayin' yo....you know..yo...yo...ya know beeitch...you know what I'm sayin'..
Trisha: "Well, I know that you're saying 'you know what I'm sayin' a lot and I am about to hoof you in the nuts ass-munch!"

2) Danton: "Yo, you...you know what I'm sayin'...you know what I'm sayin'....yo..yo..you know....you know what I'm saying...bitch...you know what I'm sayin' !!?"

Sir Jon (Danton's English teacher): "I think the question should be 'Do YOU know what the fuck you're saying!!?"
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
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taintillation

Excitement when one's taint is caressed; usually by a tongue. The taint - 'taint her pussy nor her ass' - is a sensitive area between a woman's anus and pussy which becomes more and more sexually sensitive as the oils from her vagina are mixed with warm saliva from a teasing tongue. At some point this feeling - specifically related to this pleasure - may be called 'taintillation.'
Beth: "How did you find...ohhhHHHHhh...that spot....OOOOO...yes....MMmmmmmmm."

Max: "Its not hard when you know where to lick baby...How is that for taintillation."

The above example is one which could suddenly end the girl's taintillation because the man used the term while doing the act. This is a no-no for this word. Using words like "baby" and "taintillation" while engaging in sexual activities is a sure way to have woman turn over and leave.

Use taintillation in a jovial sense if you are detailing your pleasurable experience to an interested buddy (hard to find because no normal guy really wants to hear details or your load-blowing escapades)

Max: "...and after I finished that, I started on her taint. Wasn't long before she was writhing in..taintillation my man!"

Scott: "Sounds great..uh, could you get me that wrench over there, and a coffee...double double please."
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
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Ides of March

1) The middle, 15th, of March. Caesar (Julius) was told to be cautious of this day and the forwarning was clearly valid.

2) An excellent metal tune by Iron Maiden.
1) "Caesar...beware the ides of March!"

2) "The Ides of March is a heavy tune from a heavy band with clear and present "warning" lyrics!"
by psiscott2000 May 4, 2006
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seabeast

A pseudonymn for tuna. (THIS IS AN INNOCENT WORD!!!)
A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.
Wife: "I am making tuna sandwiches for the trip."
Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"

Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"
Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"
Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".
by psiscott2000 May 6, 2006
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traffuck jam

A complete traffic SNAFU which can no longer be called a traffic jam but this.
A jam-up of traffic so snarled that it takes hours rather than minutes to get to ones destination.
A situation where you are better off leaving your car and walking the last 10 miles home.
Max: "What is this...oh..great the traffic is at a stand-still and we're in the express lanes!"
Scott: "I told you they said it on the radio but you were so busy on your cell phone that you didn't hear it!!!It is a major traffuck jam guy, a cattle truck flipped over, we are here for hours. Actually YOU are here for hours with YOUR car because YOU didn't get off when I told you...I'm walking!
by psiscott2000 May 9, 2006
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Eton

The King's College of Our Lady of Eton beside Windsor, commonly known as Eton College or just Eton, is a prestigious and internationally known independent school for boys, which is often described as the most famous school in the world. It is located in Eton, Berkshire, near Windsor in England, situated about a mile north of Windsor Castle. The school's Headmaster, Tony Little, MA, is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and the school is a member of the Eton Group of independent schools in the United Kingdom. It has a very long list of well known alumni, including 19 former British Prime Ministers.
Royal Guy: "I go to Eton."
Normal Dude: "Sue me!"
by psiscott2000 May 11, 2006
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