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by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the garnormous mug.A combination word used to describe something which is extremely large. Larger than life. Derived from "gargantous" and "gigantic."
"Someone told me that Lou Ferrigno was smaller than Arnie; like he was only five foot four or something! WRONGO! I saw him at a downtown nightclub! They practically had to take the door off the hinges so he could get in. He's gargantic!!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the gargantic mug.1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.
2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"
2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the marital aid mug.A movie (actually titled "Dead Ringers") directed by David Cronenberg telling the story of identical twin gynecologists - Elliot and Beverly, played by the ever boring Jeremy Irons - One is shy and normal per se, the other, a total whack job. They share the same practice, the same apartment, the same women. When a new patient, glamorous actress Claire Niveau - played by the almost do-able Genevieve Bujold - challenges their eerie bond, they descend into a whirlpool of sexual confusion, drugs, and madness including the creation of "Alien-like" gynecological tools.
"I watched "Dead Ringers" and left the theatre feeling like a psychopath for having not left earlier."
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the dead ringer mug.This is the first of several films featuring Charles Bronson as Paul Kersey, a modern day urban equivalent of Robin Hood, Zorro, and the Lone Ranger. When initially released, Death Wish was immediately controversial as was Dirty Harry (1971). Audiences tended to be divided between those who were offended by what they considered to be excessive violence and those who (like Harry Callahan and Paul Kersey) had lost confidence in society's willingness and/or ability to respond effectively to violent crime.
When we first meet Kersey, he is in all respects a gentle man. A successful architect who is happily married to Joanna (Hope Lange) and a proud father of his beloved daughter, he is carefully positioned as a law-abiding citizen. After his wife and daughter are brutally attacked by thugs who escape punishment, Kersey commits himself to ridding the city of such crap. In fact, he seeks them out in the most likely areas (e.g. public parks and on subways), coldly and systematically killing as many as he can. Of course, other law abiding citizens are wholly supportive of his efforts but law enforcement officials fear the possible implications of such vigilantiism.
Directed by: Michael Winner
When we first meet Kersey, he is in all respects a gentle man. A successful architect who is happily married to Joanna (Hope Lange) and a proud father of his beloved daughter, he is carefully positioned as a law-abiding citizen. After his wife and daughter are brutally attacked by thugs who escape punishment, Kersey commits himself to ridding the city of such crap. In fact, he seeks them out in the most likely areas (e.g. public parks and on subways), coldly and systematically killing as many as he can. Of course, other law abiding citizens are wholly supportive of his efforts but law enforcement officials fear the possible implications of such vigilantiism.
Directed by: Michael Winner
"I watched 'Death Wish' and after turning off the DVD, I wondered why there weren't more heroic vigilantes out there." Good work "Kersey!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the death wish mug.A term used to describe how pathetically strung-out and/or hungover - the morning after a night of excessive drugs and/or alcohol - someone feels. A feeling of being totally out of it. Wrecked. Totalled.
Scott: "Good afternoon Johnny, how do you feel after last night?"
Johnny: "What happened anyway, I don't remember much after that last eight ball of crack we smoked."
Scott: "Well, neither do I, I feel like a bag of toys!"
Johnny: "What happened anyway, I don't remember much after that last eight ball of crack we smoked."
Scott: "Well, neither do I, I feel like a bag of toys!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the bag of toys mug.A word used to reference a male who is obviously showing signs of being gay. Used when everyone knows that the individual is a male but that the same individual is performing homosexual-like acts or speaking effeminately or simply acting gay. A Nancy boy.
Max: "That guy keeps looking at you and smiling...look, he just waved; is that one of your buyers dude?"
Scott: "Negative dillwad, she is obviously after my scrote. She asked if I wanted to dance in the washroom; I said 'no thanks'; but you might want to check with the guy I'm with; his name is Max!"
Max: "Excellent bonesmoker!!!"
Scott: "Negative dillwad, she is obviously after my scrote. She asked if I wanted to dance in the washroom; I said 'no thanks'; but you might want to check with the guy I'm with; his name is Max!"
Max: "Excellent bonesmoker!!!"
by psiscott April 27, 2006
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