psibri's definitions

Swaffordize

To walk through life with an outward appearance of one image but to live internally as a completely different person.

To judge others when you do not look at yourself and your mistakes.

"I thought Tom was a different person when we met him. He was so nice and seemed to care, but now he is a total cold and calloused a-hole"

"yeah, we all thought that but I guess he has been Swaffordized"

by Psibri January 13, 2011

Swober

Sparing in the use of heart or soul with regards to humans. To refrain from emotion other than that which resembles a dead fish.

Tom had 16 years of sobriety, and was Swaffordized and has chosen to lead a swober life

by Psibri January 16, 2011

mallman

similar to the mailman going postal, but much more likely to go crazy in a very populated public place like a shopping center

A: dude, Alan just flipped out over by the store
B: yeah, he kinda looked like a mallman, good thing security was watching. nutcase headcase looney tunes berserk

by Psibri August 5, 2010

Bias casual

Corporate America dress code that does not apply to females as it does to males. Females can wear slutty outfits with skin tight skirts and yoga pants showing off their camel toes and g-strings and stiletto heels while the men have to wear collared shirts and leather clown shoes.

"Steve, did you see those hot new sluts in enrollment? It is so awesome we have so much turnaround in that department because we are afforded so much slutty bias casual visuals. "

"yeah...niiiice, yoga pants and thongs rule!"

"AU rules!"

by Psibri January 4, 2012

pull the troops

When politicians like President Obama tell the voters anything to get the votes

We are tired of fighting a war in the middle East, one of the first things on my agenda when I become president is to pull the troops out

by Psibri January 12, 2011

sheep

When the average citizen buys into all of the crap that is being shoved down their throats by the media and the politicians

"I think the current economy is on a good path" "that's because you are in the flock of sheep that buys into the lies"

"My fellow sheep, er, I mean Americans..we are going to create jobs and give free medical care and a free car to every family when I become president"

by Psibri January 12, 2011

Mun

man bun clown hair tribal want to be fool hairstyle I look stupid hairstyle fail hairstyle

"honey check out that sweet man bun, that guy is proud of his clown hair"
"I like to call that a mun"

by Psibri May 29, 2018