123 definitions by pseudonym

Newport

Never
Eat
Wrinkled
Pussy
Or
Rotten
Titties

A: Hey, What does Newport stand for?
B:Oh, it just means never eat wrinkled pussy or rotten titties...

by pseudonym March 26, 2005

The Kitty

Beware, This guy will lie through his teeth about anything and everything, he should be avoided. Hangs around Yahoo chat and such.

The Kitty: Hi
Person1: Argh! I've heard about you, you're that retard with no life aren't you?!
The Kitty: Yes. Yes I am
Person1: *Runs away, lives happily ever after*

by pseudonym March 30, 2005

g-unit

one of the best rap labels ever

the game is one of the best rapers out there

by pseudonym February 27, 2005

what the ladies want

Don't know, never fucking will either.

I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money

by pseudonym April 7, 2004

moustache ride

When one trims the top of their moustache, much like riding the razor on top of the moustache

To get that defined look, I had to ride my moustache.

by pseudonym March 31, 2005

Evanescence

A band headed by the amazing Amy Lee. It's not a goth or Christian group, as many people think. It has been labeled as "dark epic rock" and "drama rock." Both work. Pick whichever one you prefer.

None to give.

by pseudonym April 14, 2004

juicy

An inexpensive but overpriced brand of tacky LA clothing (velour sweatsuits, message tees and the like) bought mostly by preteen girls and white-trash middle-aged women who think they're on the cutting edge of fashion. Their sweatpants a (very comfy) guilty pleasure, worn most often as pajamas.

They call it Juicy "Couture" ironically, but it is really an offense to true couturiers such as Lagerfeld and Lacroix.

by pseudonym December 15, 2004