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schmere
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slurred
togetherness
of "
Come here
" or "c'
mere
"
Schmere a
minute
!
schmere
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pseudonym
April 4, 2004
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Christmas
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A
holiday
which is used by
self
-declared enlightened 13 year olds where they make themselves look
smart
by hating it.
Oh darn! It's Christmas. I hate Christmas, I'd rather
sit
and moan in my room complaining about how awful I
think
my life
is.
Christmas
by
pseudonym
April 1, 2004
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nut freeze
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nut
freeze
is when ure nuts freeze to the
porch
cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.
OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay
i'll
get
a
spatula
.
(louder wine from dog)
nut freeze
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pseudonym
March 31, 2004
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spliz
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Short
for
Splizzatch
.
"...
tracy
is
a bit
of a spliz..."
spliz
by
pseudonym
March 30, 2004
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scrape the barrel
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To scrape the barrel is to preform a sexually indecent act upon the
partner
...
ALWAYS
two
queer men who are bumlords
Dodsworth
loves to
scrape
the
barrel
scrape the barrel
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pseudonym
March 29, 2004
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shizz-ur
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stereotypical
wigger
slang for the
word
sure created by adding -izz in the middle of the
word
.
Do
you like
Eminem
?
For
shizz
-ur!
shizz-ur
by
Pseudonym
March 28, 2004
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Monkey Slut
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You know..that little
slut
that is
always
asking for it. Little hairy, but still worth the fifteen
bucks
.
Damn dude, check that '
Monkey
Slut
.' Only fifteen
bucks
!? Yeah, she's a little hairy, but still ...
Monkey Slut
by
Pseudonym
March 24, 2004
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