pseudonym's definitions

spliz

Short for Splizzatch.

"...tracy is a bit of a spliz..."

by pseudonym March 30, 2004

nut freeze

nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.

OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)

by pseudonym March 31, 2004

Christmas

A holiday which is used by self-declared enlightened 13 year olds where they make themselves look smart by hating it.

Oh darn! It's Christmas. I hate Christmas, I'd rather sit and moan in my room complaining about how awful I think my life is.

by pseudonym April 1, 2004

schmere

slurred togetherness of "Come here" or "c'mere"

Schmere a minute!

by pseudonym April 4, 2004

Caitiff

a word with no definition

do you know what this means?
what?
caitiff.
i sure don't.

by pseudonym April 7, 2004

what the ladies want

Don't know, never fucking will either.

I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money

by pseudonym April 7, 2004

football

When a girl is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch.

She was playing football with me all through dinner.

by pseudonym April 12, 2004