Urban Dictionary: Definitions by pseudonym

schmere

slurred togetherness of "Come here" or "c'mere"

Schmere a minute!

schmere by pseudonym April 4, 2004

A holiday which is used by self-declared enlightened 13 year olds where they make themselves look smart by hating it.

Oh darn! It's Christmas. I hate Christmas, I'd rather sit and moan in my room complaining about how awful I think my life is.

nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.

OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)

"...tracy is a bit of a spliz..."

spliz by pseudonym March 30, 2004

To scrape the barrel is to preform a sexually indecent act upon the partner... ALWAYS two queer men who are bumlords

Dodsworth loves to scrape the barrel

stereotypical wigger slang for the word sure created by adding -izz in the middle of the word.

Do you like Eminem?
For shizz-ur!

shizz-ur by Pseudonym March 28, 2004

You know..that little slut that is always asking for it. Little hairy, but still worth the fifteen bucks.

Damn dude, check that 'Monkey Slut.' Only fifteen bucks!? Yeah, she's a little hairy, but still ...