pseudonym's definitions

schmere

slurred togetherness of "Come here" or "c'mere"

Schmere a minute!

by pseudonym April 4, 2004

Caitiff

a word with no definition

do you know what this means?
what?
caitiff.
i sure don't.

by pseudonym April 7, 2004

what the ladies want

Don't know, never fucking will either.

I want you to be sensitive and brave and caring and tough and have a great body and be an intellectual and give me all your money

by pseudonym April 7, 2004

football

When a girl is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch.

She was playing football with me all through dinner.

by pseudonym April 12, 2004

Evanescence

A band headed by the amazing Amy Lee. It's not a goth or Christian group, as many people think. It has been labeled as "dark epic rock" and "drama rock." Both work. Pick whichever one you prefer.

None to give.

by pseudonym April 13, 2004

turkey

a girl's pussy

I fucked her turkey last night

by pseudonym April 19, 2004

dyno

a machine used to measure the WHP (wheel hp) of a car across the cars entire range of gears.. also gives torque ratings

I just got my car dynoed after installing the intercooler, larger turbo and boost controller. I'm at 344 whp and roughly 300 ft/lb of torque

by pseudonym April 20, 2004