dyno

a machine used to measure the WHP (wheel hp) of a car across the cars entire range of gears.. also gives torque ratings

I just got my car dynoed after installing the intercooler, larger turbo and boost controller. I'm at 344 whp and roughly 300 ft/lb of torque

by pseudonym April 20, 2004

Newport

Never
Eat
Wrinkled
Pussy
Or
Rotten
Titties

A: Hey, What does Newport stand for?
B:Oh, it just means never eat wrinkled pussy or rotten titties...

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

Jakie

West coast slang for an alcoholic (mainly Glasgow).

Look at the jakie drinking off the pavement.

by pseudonym October 27, 2004

penny pincher

Someone who makes alot of money and does not do jack shit with it, says they have no money knowing they have over 100 in their pocket, then all of the sudden splurges on something they do not need. Like a big screen TV.

by pseudonym May 31, 2004

bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while simultaneously humming.

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.

1. Your a fuckin bag piper steve.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. Lawanda was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.

by pseudonym March 09, 2005

gdi

1. "God Damn Independent" - A derogatory term used by members of Greek organizations to describe someone who has sufficient intelligence and social skills to simply make friends, not pay for them.

"Look at that GDI, he'll go somewhere in life, unlike the legions of coked out worthless douchebags who were misled into thinking that joining a fucking frat was a smart decision."

by Pseudonym March 30, 2005

jeph howard

The beautiful, funny, talented, bassist of The Used.

Tomato in me back pocket!

by pseudonym February 12, 2005