prozic's definitions

Diving for Dollars

When you are traveling globally, abroad, internationally, etc... and realize that your debit or credit card doesn't work due to "network problems", or you lost your wallet the night before and have to wait a week to have new cards sent out. You have to raid all of your pockets, wallets, dirty laundry, purses and man bags to dig up enough to have a big night out. This is high end dumpster diving.

I had to go Diving for Dollars this morning after I lost my wallet at the Playboy Mansion Party last night in order to still hit the clubs tonight.

by Prozic December 28, 2005

Self Surgery

When you have some sort of bodily affliction you can fix on your own and you utilize household tools. If you don't have to go to the ER and you can do it on your own.

Personal surgery.

Tools could include using things like butter knives, steak knives, tweezers, scissors, needles, razor blades, finger nails, etc...

I was on a <bender> and ended up with a burn on my leg from when I fell in the bonfire. I have performed self surgery and cut out the burn area with a butter knife; avoiding the perilous emergency room.

by prozic December 28, 2005