protocoldroid's definitions

bosnian bakery

A variation on the dutch oven where you defecate in the bed while your significant other is present. Upon defecation, the sheets are then held over your significant other so they are trapped in an air bubble to fully "enjoy" the smell of the feces.

"I discovered the bosnian bakery when accidentally I let some feces fly when cranking a fart extremely hard for a dutch oven"

"Oh you won't put out? Time to visit the bosnian bakery"

by protocoldroid April 27, 2006

market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.

"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

the pangs

while defecating, one unit of defecation is partially excreated, then in a act of muscular skill, one forces the excrement back into body cavity.

originated in a small new hampshire town, it was rumored that some people would perform "the pangs".

"they went into the field, and performed an act of the pangs"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

white owl smoker

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

cracksackfoint

the piece of skin between one's scrotum and their anus, also known as a 'chode'

because of my groin injury, my cracksackfoint was always in pain

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

macrowave

a really big microwave (typically industrial, or just large due to it's age)

"takes about 20 minutes to cook a hotdog in that macrowave"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

grundle grease

the perspiration that comes from a penis.

using grundle grease, is sort of the inverse of the stink palm

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004