protocoldroid's definitions

bosnian bakery

A variation on the dutch oven where you defecate in the bed while your significant other is present. Upon defecation, the sheets are then held over your significant other so they are trapped in an air bubble to fully "enjoy" the smell of the feces.

"I discovered the bosnian bakery when accidentally I let some feces fly when cranking a fart extremely hard for a dutch oven"

"Oh you won't put out? Time to visit the bosnian bakery"

by protocoldroid April 27, 2006

bogar

Acronym: Brotherhood Of Gods And Retards. An organization which gained popularity during the mid 90s through BBS's. Akin to totse.

Even my cat knows how to make napalm after reading a couple BOGAR files

by protocoldroid September 16, 2005

diphallic terata

The condition of having two penises.

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"

by protocoldroid April 26, 2005

slink

To give motion to the foreskin parralel to the phallic shaft in the act af masterbating.

What are you doing over there? Slinking your mule?

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

benjo ditch

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.

If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

dutchy

A blunt (e.g. marijuana rolled into a cigar wrapper), especially one rolled with a Dutch Master Corona. It is preferred over the traditional phillie blunt as it has two layers of tobacco paper which assist in rolling a blunt with good craft (i.e. very neatly).

In the hood, you can roll a fat dutchy of schwag for about $5.... if you're smoking beasters, it'll probably cost you $30, forget it if yer smokin' headies.

by protocoldroid September 14, 2004

d100

a 100 sided die, specifically used in RPGs The d100 was invented by Lou Zocchi, and is patented as the "Zocchihedron". Although the d100 is not a true polyhedra, it is a sphere with 100 surfaces. There can be somewhat of a learning curve for reading the Zocchihedron correctly, but... It's much geekier to roll a d100 for a percentage rolls than 2 d10's.

Palladium games often require a lot of percentile rolls, that's why I bought my first d100.

Haha suckaz, critical hit, doing 2d100 damage, take that!

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004