professorx 's definitions

touching the cenotaph

a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk

CCP: Where's Gafgarion?

ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.

CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.

by ProfessorX May 10, 2004

Voose

A slang term used to describe a massive gun

"yo are we strapped?"

"yeah i got that voose!"

by professorx January 23, 2022

Unit_X

A n00b that can be seen either in img chat or plummeting from a roof or a tree.

Did you see that Unit_X fall out of that tree? What a n00b.

by ProfessorX April 15, 2004

red fever

A disease suffered by Nebraska football, basketball and baseball fans that causes them to become arrogant, insufferable tools in all forms of written, verbal and non-verbal communication.

It often leads to delusions of grandeur and pathetic statements comparing Nebraska athletics to things that are actually important.

"That guy just punched a nun for not wearing red!"

"He's got red fever."

by ProfessorX May 31, 2006

buttsekz

The one word that can get you kicked from img chat faster than Unit_X can lacrosse his Swedish meatballs.

When MadMoose and Settin are not in img chat, they are engaging in incestuous buttsekz!

Chanserv: You have been kicked from #img

by ProfessorX April 15, 2004

tidusjeff

A suspected bot that frequents img chat and the img forum. Due to poor scripting or synapses that don't fire correctly, his posts and responses are often incoherent, yet amusing.

tidusjeff: WTF IS LUNCHER
tidusjeff: bisides ppl on here are ignornet
tidusjeff: you are ignorint as hell
tidusjeff: cant stop shiting my head off

by ProfessorX April 9, 2004