professional dumbass's definitions

big chungus vore

when a cartoon character named "Big Chungus" who look like a fat buggs bunny eats a lot of people and gets a huge belly

I beat off to that big chungus vore so hard last night

by professional dumbass June 23, 2024

poop

poop

mmm i love poop

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

Rule 2334567

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot

Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock

by Professional Dumbass February 11, 2021

professional dumbass

Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them

You see John over there?

He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.

This is a professional dumbass

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

Rule 1001

No matter what you do sex will be everywhere

You can’t escape Rule 1001.

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

Hagakuree

Invisible ghost woman. Most likely fights naked to be completely invisible.

Damn anyone seen Toru Hagakuree?

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021