professional dumbass

Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them
You see John over there?

He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.

This is a professional dumbass
by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021
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Hagakuree

Invisible ghost woman. Most likely fights naked to be completely invisible.
Damn anyone seen Toru Hagakuree?
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Rule 1001

You can’t escape Rule 1001.
by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021
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big chungus vore

when a cartoon character named "Big Chungus" who look like a fat buggs bunny eats a lot of people and gets a huge belly
I beat off to that big chungus vore so hard last night
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Rule 2334567

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot
Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock
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flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing
he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded
by professional dumbass January 11, 2022
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poop

poop
by professional dumbass January 11, 2022
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