prettyugly's definitions

pervy merve

A person who adds you on any social media/dating app, who is not that attractive, but you're giving them a chance, and sends you nothing but perverted messages no matter what is said.

Girl: "so where did yourbband name kayne incognito come from?"
Boy; "kayne (Kane) is my middle name."
Girl: "OmG that's so hot. You just went up 10 sexy points for a total of 110! Redeem them soon!!!"
Guy: "don't be such a pervy merve!"

by Prettyugly February 5, 2017

tester

ever seen a fat chav bloke with shitloads of tatoos? well hes probably a tester. tatoo parlours grab random blokes off the street, drug 'em then draw random shit on them.

that 50 cent has so many tatoo's hes gotta b a fuckin tester

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

breadbin

what townies say to each other

yeh man innnit, my breadbin

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

social services

bunch of interfering bastards.

that was a joke. the social services do a great job.

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

dispute

posh people with good manners throwing shit at each other nonetheless

when Mr Fitzgerald spilt my pint we had a dispute

by prettyugly November 21, 2004