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Confessional Catholic 

Someone who lives sin 6 days a week, even the same one weekly, and Worships on Saturday Confessions.
The disco queen was a devout Confessional Catholic.
Confessional Catholic by pornstitute September 6, 2022

Dithered 

A delay in video....most notably from the era of real video and vivo active players..
Her video was dithered, and wouldn't play.
Dithered by pornstitute September 6, 2022

Congo Gangbang 

When the fathers of the community catch a man trying to have sex with a kid, taking turns "reclaiming" the neighborhood.
They caught a pedo creeping the neighborhood and showed him what for with a Congo Gangbang.
Congo Gangbang by pornstitute September 1, 2022

Cuomosexual 

Someone who is sexually excited by the idea of being aggressively sexual harassed.
The cuomosexual thought day and night about being pinned to a wall, kissed and fondled, trembling in fear.
Cuomosexual by pornstitute June 21, 2022

Jackhammer 

A giant black dildo you sit on, used to submit to tipping viewers on a live stream.
He went to the John and used the Jackhammer.
Jackhammer by pornstitute April 17, 2022

John Jacking 

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.
The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.
John Jacking by pornstitute January 19, 2022

Ozzie Giver 

Formerly Indian Giver. Aptly stated in a tweet by @haveabj in response to the Australian reversal of Novak Djokervic's Visa. Basically meaning to offer someone something, give it to them, and take it back. Also Australian Giver.
Hey, you gave me that you Ozzie Giver!
Ozzie Giver by pornstitute January 13, 2022