Pudgelism

The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast.
Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.
The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.
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FAG

Acronym for Fickle Ass Gambler, designed as a way to describe a Versatile Homosexual, as in the act of Comedian, The Black Jester
That FAG can't pick take it or jam it in the ass.
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Jemima

A Jemima, is a woman, appointed by an intel agency to keep an eye on you. Possibly honey pot. At times, a trophy wife.
Reference from Eiger Sanction.
This broad just hung out at my house, not sure why, she may be a Jemima.
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MUMs The Word

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.
Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!
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TEL

A Trans Exclusionary Lesbian, a Lesbian that will refuse to date, be attracted to, or have sex with someone born a Male.
That TEL won't date me because I was born male.
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Coffee Bong

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.
He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.
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