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heyboy

Hard working Asian Minority treated as a leach in Social Justice circles, in relation to darker minorities. Also could use heygirl. Both a back reference to "Have Gun May Travel."

New York wants to toss a heyboy out of college.

by pornstitute November 14, 2019

Pudgelism

The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast.
Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.

The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.

by pornstitute April 10, 2023

FAG

Acronym for Fickle Ass Gambler, designed as a way to describe a Versatile Homosexual, as in the act of Comedian, The Black Jester

That FAG can't pick take it or jam it in the ass.

by pornstitute December 28, 2022

Instagram Boyfriend

Cuck who needs validation posing as a boyfriend on the internet of online and "celebrated" personalities. Some looking more like brothers or sons.
Also: Instagram Husband

That pornstar seems to have an Instagram Boyfriend.

by pornstitute April 14, 2023

Bonzainite

Bonzainite or Bonzai'd person, represents Canaanite adults who were essentially given a death-coma before 18. Looking very child like. Stunted growth.

Dakota Fanning looks like a Bonzainite.....

by pornstitute April 9, 2023

bullhorn

It's like bullshit, but you can say it to woke activism. If someone wants or bans clapping but are okay with shouting down and bull horning to drown out voices, essentially bullshit meets hypocrite. To Bullhorn, is to do things like banning clapping for anxiety sake, and then bullhorn or shout down. To be a bullhorn, your a person who champions social justice and the safety of the anxious as well as inflicting damage to the anxious in the name of that cause. Used as "Blowing your own Bullhorn" is perfectly fine, when a person is proud of their have your cake and eat it to views.

The Democratic Socialists are Bullhorns. Democratic Socialists just Bullhorn every chance they get. He's Blowing his own bullhorn.

by pornstitute November 14, 2019

Xi cold

To bend the knee to the authoritarian and get a endless cold shoulder because you keep lying about why. Reference of Cold is Blizzard and Xi is self explanatory. The comedian "The Black Jester" used this as a pun. (Ze Cold).

Seems they are left in Xi Cold.

by pornstitute October 12, 2019