ponzi_joe's definitions

The Auschwitz

When you are riding with a car load of Jewish friends, lock all windows and doors and then you release a silent and extremely foul smelling fart. Preferably the fart stems was built up with a German based meal...I.e. Brats, weiner schnitzel, sauerkraut

Dude, I totally got Ari, Jonah, and Josh with The Auschwitz

Fart Jewish jew crop dusting dutch oven car fart

by ponzi_joe December 30, 2014

Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.

We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.

by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013

Halfrican

Term that mostly applies for someone who is half black and half white.

Being half Puerto Rican also qualifies.

Hope decided to break the news to her husband that she's been sleeping with a halfrican. She thought the new term would soften the blow.

My Dad is white and my mom is Puerto Rican. That makes me a halfrican.

That halfrican is really fast, which parent you think is the white side?

by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013

Porntiquated

When someone uses out-dated sexual terms or references. Examples of such terms.."porking", "porno", "hussy", "gay-lord" ect

Me- I was talking to Rick the other day and he said he was going home to "pork" his wife.
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..

by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013