Definitions by ponzi_joe
Ran the Princeton Offense
Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.
We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.
I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
Ran the Princeton Offense by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013
Clearing my History
The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.
Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".
My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
Clearing my History by ponzi_joe June 4, 2013
Bryce Harpering
When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.
Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
Bryce Harpering by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013
e-muscles
One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.