ponzi_joe's definitions

Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.

We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.

by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013

Clearing my History

The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.

Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".

My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".

by ponzi_joe June 4, 2013

Bryce Harpering

When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.

Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.

We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.

by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013

e-muscles

One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.

He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.

by ponzi_joe May 14, 2013