ponzi_joe's definitions

Porntiquated

When someone uses out-dated sexual terms or references. Examples of such terms.."porking", "porno", "hussy", "gay-lord" ect

Me- I was talking to Rick the other day and he said he was going home to "pork" his wife.
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..

by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013

Killed a Bear

The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.

Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.

period rag bloody sex build a bear gore

by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015

e-muscles

One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.

He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.

by ponzi_joe May 14, 2013

Halfrican

Term that mostly applies for someone who is half black and half white.

Being half Puerto Rican also qualifies.

Hope decided to break the news to her husband that she's been sleeping with a halfrican. She thought the new term would soften the blow.

My Dad is white and my mom is Puerto Rican. That makes me a halfrican.

That halfrican is really fast, which parent you think is the white side?

by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013