Definitions by poison

lamte 

what evoke says to describe badly executed short messages over cellphones

(14:04:50) Evoke: and I absolutely hate lamte txts.. like fucking texts from matt last night, it took me twenty minutes just to figure out what they said

lamte by poison May 7, 2005

assring 

A ring given for a wedding present.

Hey hun, I bot u an assring for ur wedding?

assring by Poison October 18, 2004

homobasher

Someone who insults homos/gays

Dude your such a fucking faggot go get a life u fucking faggot, go suck a chode u dick loving treehugger.

homobasher by Poison October 18, 2004

thps

abreviation for the Tony Hawk game Tony hawk's Pro skater, including THPS1, THPS2, THPs3, THPS4, and the Tony Hawk's Underground series (thug) including, Thug1 and Thug2.

Hey nig, lets go on Thug and hit up the style nig no whutimsayin niggum?!

thps by Poison October 18, 2004

Shit and Shit 

Another way to spell the word shit-n-shit.

See shit-n-shit.

Shit and Shit by Poison April 17, 2004

Queef 

To release air out of the vagina such as a sound similar to flatelation is exerted

I Fucked Simi's mom so hard and so long that after a few minutes she couldn't help but queef.

Queef by PoiSoN March 6, 2003