pockets1213's definitions

zonie

Annoying old tourists from arizona who don't know how to drive, and always seem to be looking up.

Wouldn't it be nice to shoot every zonie outside of arizona?

by pockets1213 October 17, 2006

cock-snookered

When a male tricks someone, often times another male, into intimate relations with his cock.

He never even saw it coming. He was just bent over grabbing a dollar bill I "dropped" on the ground, then bam! I cock-snookered him!

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

Barney-style

Simplifying something down to a level that is easily understood by pre-schoolers and idiots.

I don't think he understands what you're trying to say. Maybe you should break that down Barney-style.

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

gumby suit

a floating survival suit that makes you look like gumby.

ah shit, the boats going down again, better throw on my gumby suit.

by pockets1213 October 20, 2006

gumby suit

a floating survival suit that makes you look like gumby.

ah shit, the boats going down again, better throw on my gumby suit.

by pockets1213 October 21, 2006

oh shit vine

a pesky strong vine that you trip over as walking.

damn its dark out here, and damn, this brush is so- oh shit! i just tripped over an oh shit vine!

by pockets1213 October 10, 2006

pepper spray

really horrible stuff that makes ur face feel like its on fire and ur eyes like theyre haveing thousands of little red hot needles poking thru them. if a cop ever tells u to do something or else hell pepper spray you, just do it, and sue him later.

cop: put ur hands behind ur back
me: fuck u
cop: put ur hands behind ur back or u will be pepper sprayed.
me: fuck u pig!
cop: time for the pepper spray.
me: screams in agony

by pockets1213 October 10, 2006