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alexwatsonisawetdonny 

Something to shout out load in a library or exam hall.
An accurate description of Alex watson because he is a wet donnie

Library bossman: No talking in the Libr...
Me: Alexwatsonisawetdonny!
Library bossman: Get out the library now or I'll chat shit to your head of year.

alexwatsonisawetdonny by please accept. i cba try again January 3, 2017

Samt 

Samt

Pronounced 'sam-tee'

Someone who is so far in the closet they are in Narnia, but everybody knows they are gay

Short for samtchilds

Samt bakes cakes so he is gay, but he denies it

Samt by please accept. i cba try again January 3, 2017

samtchilds 

Pronounced 'sam-tee-child-s'
Noun:
Someone who is blatantly homosexual, but denies it.
Can be shortened to 'samt' (sam-tee)

-'Oh hey, have you seen Alex? He's acting a bit defensive lately'
> 'Yes, he's a Samtchilds'
- 'Really? He should come out soon'
.............................
"that guy there is such a samt"

samtchilds by please accept. i cba try again January 1, 2017

jackstall 

Pronounced jack-stal
Verb: To quit or pull out of something because you are rubbish at it.
Noun: Someone who frequently quits things or has recently quit something because they were doing badly.

'i got an E in Latin in the mock exam. I think I might jackstall it.'

'I'm rubbish at Latin, I think I might quit.'
'You're such a jackstall.'

jackstall by please accept. i cba try again December 27, 2016