Definitions by plastic ducks

boob allowance 

The amount of boob shirts with built in bras will let you have before it looks too ridiculous to wear it. Often times ladies with bigger than a C will spill over/under due to the small boob allowance in these types of tops.

I can't wear that cami, it has a built in bra and my tits are too big for the boob allowance.

boob allowance by plastic ducks September 14, 2016

triangle hair 

The unfortunate result of having fine hair where there is no volume at the roots but an abundance of volume/frizz as the hair goes on, resulting in a triangular hair shape.

Girl, I need to deep condition and get this hair cut, I have a bad case of triangle hair!

triangle hair by plastic ducks September 14, 2016

Brownie Bake 

A next level Dutch Oven, you actually defecate under the sheets and hold your SO under there to inhale the aroma.

I brownie baked Kathryn last night. Shit got all over the bed, but hearing her gag at the stench was worth it.

Brownie Bake by plastic ducks September 13, 2016