pixie's definitions

marto

(n) office bike (applicable to either gender)

"That new girl on the fifth floor is a right marto. She had eight blokes at her last firm and most of them had girlfriends....."

by Pixie November 5, 2003

ufo's

really fuckin comphy pants

i love to dance in my ufo pants!

by pixie August 18, 2003

fuck tard

1) Fucking retarded
2) One who is fucked up and retarded

Hey shithead! You're fucking cds skip you fucktard

by Pixie August 2, 2003

Unco

One who is lacking in any form of coordination whatsoever

Hell Salo is UNCO

by pixie January 21, 2003