"planet"

a celestial body that is too small to be considered a planet by the little people on earth that like to refer to themselves as "astronomers" but still referred to by most people on earth as a planet

According to asstronomers; Jupiter is a planet, Pluto is a "planet"

by pixelfairy April 10, 2009

bike-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"

by pixelfairy October 31, 2008

software version age dating

revealing your age by referring to the old software you used to use

I though he was like 25 but then he told me that he used to use Illustrator 88 ... so using software version age dating he must be at least 40.

by pixelfairy August 25, 2008

scrotum

2 of anything in a sack

Greg: "want anything from the store?"
Alon: "yeah, pick me up half-a-dozen eggs and a scrotum of apples"

by pixelfairy February 28, 2009

garbage disposalling

getting all the food off of the dishes by eating it.

I'm going to load the dishwasher but first I'm garbage disposalling and rinsing.

by pixelfairy August 03, 2008

bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?

by pixelfairy March 04, 2011

cuddle call

a phone call (or a text) to arrange an immediate cuddle date. Not a booty call but similar in the call for satisfaction nature of the behavior.

"Hey Baby. What's going on?"
"Hi. Cuddle Call?"
"See you in ten minutes"

by pixelfairy August 21, 2008