bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?

by pixelfairy February 18, 2011

software version age dating

revealing your age by referring to the old software you used to use

I though he was like 25 but then he told me that he used to use Illustrator 88 ... so using software version age dating he must be at least 40.

by pixelfairy July 30, 2008

bike-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"

by pixelfairy October 31, 2008

cuddle call

a phone call (or a text) to arrange an immediate cuddle date. Not a booty call but similar in the call for satisfaction nature of the behavior.

"Hey Baby. What's going on?"
"Hi. Cuddle Call?"
"See you in ten minutes"

by pixelfairy August 22, 2008

Taurus

The best sign. People born under Taurus, the Bull, are the most sensuous, artistic and determined people. Taurians are known for their beautiful hair, impressive stamina and good taste.

The ruling planet of Taurus is Venus (the best planet).

by pixelfairy December 28, 2011

cayote

a young guy that is attracted to and dates older women.

26 yr old woman: "hey what's the story with Frank, he's single right?"

friend of 28 yr old guy in question: "forget it, he's a cayote, his last 3 woman-friends have been over 40"

by pixelfairy November 03, 2008

LBS

1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word "pound" doesn't have an "L" or a "B" in it, that's English for ya.

2. acronym for a few different phrases:

- Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)

- Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy

- Laughing But Serious

Carrie: Damn girl! you have lost some LBs!! what have you been doin all summer?

Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I've been hittin the trail like everyday.

Carrie: wow, I'm going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!

Sheila: giggles... "LBS" ...giggles

by pixelfairy January 12, 2012