pixelfairy's definitions

self helpful

a condition of somebody that reads a lot of self help books and thinks they can solve every problem in life, often recommending these books to their friends instead of actually listening and giving genuine consolation

"I'm so bummed-out caus i just broke up with my boyfriend"

"o, i had that problem once too, you should totally read insert annoying self help title here."

...() () (thanks, you're so self helpful)

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008

scrotum

2 of anything in a sack

Greg: "want anything from the store?"
Alon: "yeah, pick me up half-a-dozen eggs and a scrotum of apples"

by pixelfairy February 28, 2009

garbage disposalling

getting all the food off of the dishes by eating it.

I'm going to load the dishwasher but first I'm garbage disposalling and rinsing.

by pixelfairy August 3, 2008

bike-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"

by pixelfairy October 31, 2008

vegimation

to animate with vegetables

"what are you doing with that carrot?"
"vegimation."

by pixelfairy August 21, 2008

cuddle call

a phone call (or a text) to arrange an immediate cuddle date. Not a booty call but similar in the call for satisfaction nature of the behavior.

"Hey Baby. What's going on?"
"Hi. Cuddle Call?"
"See you in ten minutes"

by pixelfairy August 21, 2008

cayote

a young guy that is attracted to and dates older women.

26 yr old woman: "hey what's the story with Frank, he's single right?"

friend of 28 yr old guy in question: "forget it, he's a cayote, his last 3 woman-friends have been over 40"

by pixelfairy March 14, 2009