Definitions by pixelfairy
bike-sexual
"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"
bike-sexual by pixelfairy October 31, 2008
software version age dating
I though he was like 25 but then he told me that he used to use Illustrator 88 ... so using software version age dating he must be at least 40.
software version age dating by pixelfairy August 25, 2008
cuddle call
a phone call (or a text) to arrange an immediate cuddle date. Not a booty call but similar in the call for satisfaction nature of the behavior.
cuddle call by pixelfairy August 21, 2008
garbage disposalling
garbage disposalling by pixelfairy August 3, 2008
self helpless
The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.
I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.
self helpless by pixelfairy June 24, 2008
self helpful
a condition of somebody that reads a lot of self help books and thinks they can solve every problem in life, often recommending these books to their friends instead of actually listening and giving genuine consolation
"I'm so bummed-out caus i just broke up with my boyfriend"
"o, i had that problem once too, you should totally read insert annoying self help title here."
...() () (thanks, you're so self helpful)
"o, i had that problem once too, you should totally read insert annoying self help title here."
...() () (thanks, you're so self helpful)
self helpful by pixelfairy June 24, 2008