pierre's definitions

nuerburgring

The most (in)famous race-track in the world. Located in Germany. Not for wimps...

I've crashed my car at the Nuerburgring...

by pierre May 2, 2004

Nordschleife

Part of the Nuerburgring race-track. Also called 'the green hell'.

Niki Lauda had his accident at the Nordschleife.

by pierre May 2, 2004

eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

by Pierre May 13, 2004

fester

One who finds personal satisfaction in the ingestion of human stool.

Fester the ingester.

by Pierre May 28, 2004

eggplant

short for eggplant squatter.

I hate eggplants. What a filthy

by Pierre May 28, 2004

slump

the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff

often performed while mongolled

requires special training of the neck muscles

first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales

"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"

"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"

"look at them lot slumped on the bed"

by Pierre May 29, 2004

mongolled

a state of inhibriation, as a result of a) drinking too much, b) smoking too much marijuana, c) drinking and smoking too much

"my god, that purply greeny has completely mongollised me!"

"Rich is utterly mongolled"

by Pierre May 29, 2004