Definitions by phred

McJob 

The kind of "employment opportunities" that offer "room for advancement, competitive wages, and great work experience for people who have the determination to reach their maxiumum potential and become valuable members of society."

Bob: Dude, I heard your an assistant financial analyst for (insert Fortune 500 company here)! That's kick ass.

Jeff: Dude...it's a Mc-Job! What the hell is your damage?

McJob by Phred February 23, 2005

McCollege 

A university in which more than half of the classes take place online and offer expedited degrees in practical real-world career fields.

Bob : I got four Bachelors degrees in Marketing, Healthcare Administration, Information Technology, and Visual Communications plus a Master's degree in Human Resources Administration...in just one year!

Jeff: Sounds like you learned a lot in McCollege! So, tell me Bob, what are you doing with all that knowledge?"

Bob: makin' candles.

McCollege by Phred February 23, 2005

fade to black 

one of the greatest metallica songs ever!!!

"life it seems, will fade away
drifting further every day...."

fade to black by phred October 28, 2004

goonswappa 

An imaginary word having noting to do with anything, but often refeering to a cat in heat.

Those stupid cats are goonswappaing under my deck again, I wish my girlfriend was that horny.

goonswappa by Phred October 12, 2004

lazer 

The much cooler way to spell laser. Taken from the Brandon Lee movie "LAZER MISSION".
Alternate spelling: Lazor and Lasor

"Dude that was totally lazer"

lazer by Phred October 6, 2004

Dick Sucking Lips 

Usually a female who has lips so perfect and full, they look as if they should be wrapped around a dick right now. Usually with high gloss lip gloss coated on them.

Damn, is that cum or lip gloss on Keisha's beautiful dick sucking lips

Dick Sucking Lips by Phred May 23, 2004

DSL 

See Dick Sucking Lips

Keisha had me cumming fast with her DSL

DSL by Phred May 23, 2004