do me a child

an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".

- "Harel Ska'at, do me a child"!

by phlegmat March 22, 2005

grease monkey

a cool extension for firefox

since i downloaded grease monkey, i get to view my favourite sites in a much better and improved way.

by phlegmat September 08, 2005

beit zonot

A Hebrew phrase, which means "whorehouse". Widely used in the Israeli army, IDF, to describe a situation or a place, in which fun is being made.
Commonly used also among the Israelis.

- "So, Yossi, how is your service"?
- "Great! I am doing beit zonot in the Kirya".

(The Kirya is the ultimate military base of the jobnicks).

by phlegmat March 21, 2005

jobnick

A term refers to a soldier in the IDF, whose profile is 64 or below, and is not a fighter, but in less important position, mostly clerical one.

The classic jobnick serves in the Kirya and comes back home everyday at 5 pm.

by phlegmat March 21, 2005

in the light, which I see

Something an Ars from Bat-Yam would probably swear in, to prove his innocence.
from Hebrew.

"I didn't do it. I swear to you in the light, which I see".

by phlegmat March 26, 2005

slapped by Jesus

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

by phlegmat March 25, 2005

smao

Initials of "Smelling My Ass Off", used in internet chats only. A parody of lmao.

- "What are you doing"?
- "smao".
- "And how's that"?
- "Pretty stink".

by phlegmat March 21, 2005