4 definitions by phillip sims

smegmite

small particles of smegma that are inhaled unknowingly while asleep;has the consistancy of dust mites

Her allergic reaction was caused by inhaling a large amount of smegmite.

by phillip sims April 18, 2006

D 12

possibly the gayest rap band know on the face of earth or any other inhabitated planet in the universe

D 12's frontman,eminem, really wishes he was black.

by phillip sims May 20, 2006

duke

a huge dump, taking an enormous crap, pooping a big turd

Leave me alone im taking a duke!!!

by phillip sims May 20, 2006

the cob

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tucking your junk inbetween your legs and turning to bend over and show any unfortunate onlookers

Casey got everybody with the cob that day!!

by phillip sims April 19, 2006