phill latio's definitions

Cumpadre

Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."

by Phill Latio May 8, 2008

Anton Volchenkov

A sexual maneuver performed when a woman is giving a guy head on her knees. When you you are about to bust you pull out and cum on her on a random place. The woman is on her knees (just like when you would block a shot) and just like a shot block, the shot doesn't always hit you where you think it will.

Jessica was severely pissed off. Shawn gave her an Anton Volchenkov that got her in the eye causing temporary blindness.

by Phill Latio March 5, 2008

nintennis elbow

An injury to your elbow/arm caused when you swing the Nintendo Wii remote too fast/much.

After a long night of playing his Nintendo John had to call in sick for work the next day as he was day to day with Nintennis Elbow.

by Phill Latio April 5, 2008

Worspiration

The strongest sweat or body odor known to man. It is so bad you want to vomit and then smell the vomit rather than the worspiration.

Justin: Wow. Chris finally made it home from work. Homeboy worked a sixteen hour day.

Kovac: He smells like it too. It'll take multiple showers to get the worspiration off.

by Phill Latio December 29, 2007

Ass Act

Someone who constantly embarrasses/irritates those around him/her.

Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.

Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!

by Phill Latio January 13, 2008