Cumpadre

Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."

by Phill Latio May 08, 2008

Ass Act

Someone who constantly embarrasses/irritates those around him/her.

Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.

Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!

by Phill Latio January 13, 2008

nintennis elbow

An injury to your elbow/arm caused when you swing the Nintendo Wii remote too fast/much.

After a long night of playing his Nintendo John had to call in sick for work the next day as he was day to day with Nintennis Elbow.

by Phill Latio April 05, 2008

Worspiration

The strongest sweat or body odor known to man. It is so bad you want to vomit and then smell the vomit rather than the worspiration.

Justin: Wow. Chris finally made it home from work. Homeboy worked a sixteen hour day.

Kovac: He smells like it too. It'll take multiple showers to get the worspiration off.

by Phill Latio December 29, 2007

optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 06, 2008