phil's definitions

Tek

nickname for boston red sox catcher Jason Varitek

Man, did you see Tek hit that home run off mariano rivera in the 9th?

by phil July 27, 2004

monopoly

A game played by Aaron as a kid. Sometime referred to as Mono-Poly.

Doug says my son wanted to play Mono - Poly. He then said it was a production day.

by phil March 15, 2005

T.A.P.

short for Tight Ass Pants--lotta really shitty looking people wearing TAP. can also be a good thing (when chicks wear them)

"damn dude...that chick's wearing T.A.P."

"haha look at that mod kid with T.A.P."

"man wtf is up with skaters and their T.A.P."

by phil April 24, 2005

green tea

a drink made from the plant species Camellia sinensis. it is more oxidized than white tea but less than oolong tea and black tea.

green tea is a true tea. don't believe those filthy vegan hippies that try to sell you "licorice tea" or some other crap that's made from the marijuana plant.

by Phil November 6, 2006

its rubbings

A term defined by Dave, my housemate, when his eye hurt and he was rubbing it

*Phil sees Dave rubbing his eye*

Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?"
Dave: "its rubbings"
Phil: "errr...wtf?"

by Phil November 20, 2006

S.N.A.F.U

Situation Normal All Fucked Up

by Phil September 20, 2003

xenosaga

a video game for the playstation 2. developed by the vatican and published by namco. it is notorious for it's horribly slow gameplay and storyline. you play 2 hours worth of battles (had there been no battles, 3 minutes of game map) and watch extremely boring and long cutscenes about how if you don't believe in the christian god you are something called the gnosis, followed by extremely blatant references to religion.

it's a surprise the pope approved this game since all the angels are gay and everyone knows gay people are sinners

by Phil September 17, 2006