14 definitions by phenompyrus

bald dad

something that you yell to a father when driving by him on the street if he is bald and with his children

*drives by a father without any hair.
BALD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!

by phenompyrus April 20, 2004

the hair just around your nipples that look like the hair found on your sack

I have ball hair on my nipples.

by phenompyrus October 19, 2004

the female version of tea bagging; when a woman drops her v-lips on your face

I felt so bad when I found out that Jenny taco dropped me last night.

by phenompyrus May 22, 2005

Something you yell at a really hot mother when she is walking down the street with her children, and make sure you are in a car.

*drive by a really hott mother.
MOM AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

by phenompyrus April 21, 2004

someone who is nothing more than a simple cumshot of an individual.

Hey, man tartar, get me the remote.

by phenompyrus October 19, 2004

one who enjoys eating the lint out of Mexican peoples bellybuttons

Wow, you really need help you larryode!

by phenompyrus December 8, 2004

when you lick your fingers and stick them into the anus; wet willy of the ass crack

Dre pulled a willy-womp-womp on his girl the other night, and she loved it!

by phenompyrus June 4, 2005