phalkon's definitions

slap-happy

to gain massive excitement from slapping people.

jason was getting a bit too slap-happy with jeanette last night

by Phalkon October 31, 2004

Goth Punk

The new craze of fashion and mainly music. In all actuality, this is just normal punk with the "musicians" wearing goth clothes (i.e. all black, spikes, shredded clothes, arm bands to the elbow, stuff from Salvation Army, and multicolored hair). Bands like this are Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Avril Lavigne, etc...

If you actually listen to the lyrics of their songs and compare them to those of Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, or Rob Zombie, you'll find that you're just listening to whiny people with less production work, weaker non-distorted guitars, and cheesy lyrics.

Girl: yo! i just snagged this sweet tie from goodwill, now i look Avril
Guy: tight! i just bought Good Charlotte's new cd, i'm the coolest dude EVER!
Goth Guy: *stabs both with wrist spikes, spits on them, and steals their shit*

by Phalkon November 4, 2004

biatchitudestein

taking biatchitude to a whole new level.

the constant state of having a full blown biatchitude

damn julie is such a biatchitudestein, can't that bitch ever say something nice?

by Phalkon November 4, 2004

flavor flav

to wear large pieces of jewelery, usually clocks and headgear

have you seen sam's costume? he's all flavor flav up in here

by Phalkon October 31, 2004

oprah

To make billions of money and show off in front of middle-aged white women

Dude, did you watch "Apprentice" last night? Trump was totally Oprah!

by Phalkon October 31, 2004

Leafer

stupid poser kid trying to be cool who crumples leaves up and rolls them into paper, pretending to smoke a joint.

dude, josh is such a dumbass. doesn't he know smoking leaves leads to cancer?

by Phalkon October 31, 2004

slam it down

to bust a move, to get all crazy up in here

yo, frankie be slammin' it down on the dance floor, g!

by Phalkon November 4, 2004