Definitions by pfc. snowball

sea niggers 

Somalian pirates

Cruising the Golf of Arde, the lookout spotted a fast-moving skiff approaching the ship. "Holy shit! Here come the Sea Niggers!!!," he yelled.

sea niggers by pfc. Snowball April 13, 2009

lesbian nest 

More than two lesbians living together in the same dwelling; or, nest.

Brenda,Pat and Glenda have fun ruanchie relationship, we live next to a lesbian nest.

lesbian nest by pfc. Snowball March 31, 2009

cuntathon 

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.

1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.

cuntathon by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

dicksappointed 

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.

When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.

dicksappointed by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

ass-crack-tastic 

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

ass-crack-tastic by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

Mailman fucker 

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

Mailman fucker by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009

Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008