Paint the town brown

When your going out on the town and you know its gonna be a shit show.

"Fuck man we sure are gonna paint the town brown tonight".

by peteypablo204 December 04, 2009

Hammertoe

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.

Holy shit look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!

by peteypablo204 December 03, 2009

Poverty Pete

When the party is over, this is who Party Pete becomes.

Guy 1: Poverty Pete owes me money.

Guy 2: Me too, what an asshole.

by peteypablo204 February 19, 2010

nermel

A half hard, half soft boner. Usually brought on by too much alcohol/drugs. Can be counteracted with half to a full 80 mg. tab of Viagra, depending on how much alcohol/drugs you have consumed.

Dude 1: Hey man that chick totally wants you, are you gonna take her home?

Dude 2: Don't think so man, all i could give her is a nermel.

by peteypablo204 December 08, 2009

shannon creek

a very dirty place, between the legs of a very dirty girl

Dude 1: "hey man i heard you went down to shannon creek last night"

Dude 2: "I dont wanna talk about it"

by peteypablo204 December 09, 2009

Dick as far as the eye can see

When your somewhere and there is only males.

Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

by peteypablo204 January 07, 2010

the nostrel damus effect

When you do way too much coke. The worst plugged nose ever.

Guy 1: Are you sick?

Guy 2: Naw, it's just the nostrel damus effect.

by peteypablo204 February 21, 2010