Definitions by peter

choda 

the stinky sweaty smagma between your star and your pouch

the white buildup after a hard days work

choda by Peter February 29, 2004

widget 

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

widget by Peter February 25, 2004

catfish 

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

catfish by Peter February 24, 2004

oik 

British slang for "only income, kids" or "own income, kids". A person with children but no partner. See also oink, dik, dink

Sara has been working as a nanny for an oik in Hyde Park.

oik by Peter February 18, 2004

fliznaberated

Descriptive term for the instance in which one is completely and utterly wasted.

Damn, I'm fuckin' fliznaberated!

fliznaberated by Peter February 13, 2004

TINU 

There Is No Us.

Some of us (TINU) think that urban dictionary rocks.

TINU by Peter February 11, 2004

Ass Monster 

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.

Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..

Ass Monster by peter January 23, 2004