pete's definitions

Messy Matt

When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.

I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face

by Pete March 18, 2004

De Profundis

Literally translates as "of the Depths" or, with modification, "from the depths". Any reference to a being emerging from the pit of dispair to greater things is entirely contextual.

Oscar Wilde famously wrote a long letter - later titled "De Profundis" - after his release from Reading Gaol.

by Pete April 10, 2005

religion

see: waste of time

Religion is a waste of time.

by Pete January 14, 2004

herb

Someone who is uncool

Now that you're representin' Buckshot ave, you might wanna stop dressing like an herb

by Pete September 5, 2006

bagger

Generally used by the hillwalking/rambling community in the UK, most of whom live in towns, who go off to the countryside at weekends just to set foot upon individual summits. One the individual hill is bagged, then they usually tick off a list of hills in a notebook. A bagger is one of those strange individuals who enjoys climbing hills just to tick off a list, and who was probably a trainspotter in the past life. They would gain more satisfaction from climbing a new hill in fog than they would be ascenting a previously climbed hill in good weather.

Only baggers would be out on such a miserable day as this.

by Pete October 18, 2004

skeg

To look at girls in a sexual way.

I see you skegging up that girl over there, don't try to deny it!

by Pete October 2, 2004

suicide jockey

A maniac driver who overtakes on blind corners.

That suicide jockey has his days numbered.

by Pete November 10, 2004