Josh Swain

After April 24th, 2021, there will only be one Josh Swain in America.

Before April 24th: Bro there's 60 people with the name Josh Swain!
After April 24th: What the hell? There's only one Josh Swain now?

by people eat ice cream April 20, 2021

Does Samuel L. Jackson Like Anime

Yes he does, hentai too.

Google: Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I do, Hentai too (cackles).

by people eat ice cream January 11, 2021

Pewdiepie

The greatest thing to happen to youtube.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Pewdiepie
Guy 1: And he is?
Guy 2: The greatest thing to happen to youtube.

by people eat ice cream December 23, 2020

swab-fucking

Vigorously shoving a swab up someone's nose.

Damn, that covid test felt like a swab-fucking.

by people eat ice cream January 15, 2021

Phone

Something mom's always losing.

MOM; Hey SON!!
-WHat
-Wheerrees ma PHONE
-Damnit

by people eat ice cream March 12, 2021

lobbyist ethics

the world's shortest college course

1. u know about lobbyist ethics?
2. those don't exist
1. exactly

by people eat ice cream April 26, 2021

Downtown Coolsville

A place where cool kids and people with light up Skechers live.

Guy: Nice Skechers bro!
Other guy: Welcome to Downtown Coolsville

by people eat ice cream January 05, 2021