Definitions by people eat ice cream

lobbyist ethics

the world's shortest college course

1. u know about lobbyist ethics?
2. those don't exist
1. exactly

lobbyist ethics by people eat ice cream April 26, 2021

Josh Swain 

After April 24th, 2021, there will only be one Josh Swain in America.

Before April 24th: Bro there's 60 people with the name Josh Swain!
After April 24th: What the hell? There's only one Josh Swain now?

Josh Swain by people eat ice cream April 20, 2021

Phone 

Something mom's always losing.

MOM; Hey SON!!
-WHat
-Wheerrees ma PHONE
-Damnit

Phone by people eat ice cream March 12, 2021

swab-fucking 

Vigorously shoving a swab up someone's nose.

Damn, that covid test felt like a swab-fucking.

swab-fucking by people eat ice cream January 15, 2021

Does Samuel L. Jackson Like Anime

Yes he does, hentai too.

Google: Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I do, Hentai too (cackles).

Does Samuel L. Jackson Like Anime by people eat ice cream January 11, 2021

Downtown Coolsville 

A place where cool kids and people with light up Skechers live.

Guy: Nice Skechers bro!
Other guy: Welcome to Downtown Coolsville

Downtown Coolsville by people eat ice cream January 5, 2021

Pewdiepie 

The greatest thing to happen to youtube.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Pewdiepie
Guy 1: And he is?
Guy 2: The greatest thing to happen to youtube.

Pewdiepie by people eat ice cream December 23, 2020