pentozali's definitions
Euphemism for the mindless infomercials or infotainment that you see on TV in the wee hours of the morning on many cable channels. Often consists of BS about products you wouldn't even THINK of buying.
If you wake up at 6 AM and you want to watch some good film on cable TV, forget it: you'll only see that damn paid programming.
by pentozali September 6, 2007
Get the paid programmingmug. Occurs when you're having tummy trouble and you burp up something that smells so bad you think it's poisonous.
by pentozali May 20, 2014
Get the toxic burpmug. by pentozali September 6, 2011
Get the pork flutemug. A griot; one of a class of musicians/storytellers of West Africa. Jelis usually accompany themselves on the kora, a type of harp/lute found in the Gambia, Senegal, Mali, Guinea, and Mauritania, or on the xalam, a one- to five-stringed small lutelike or banjolike plucked string instrument. The female counterpart to a jeli is called jelimuso.
by pentozali April 14, 2006
Get the jelimug. Too many firewalls set up at one time on a computer, defeating the original purpose of a firewall and/or causing the computer to slow and/or crash.
John was overly conscious of security on his computer and he had a problem rebooting his computer. The reason? A firesquall.
by pentozali November 2, 2009
Get the firesquallmug. Men in Black and Women in Black. Any Federal government worker, but especially those in various military agencies and Homeland Security-related positions.
We all hate Osama bin-Laden, but don't start talking about killing him with Novichok-5 if there are mibs and wibs around.
by pentozali October 17, 2010
Get the mibs and wibsmug. Gasoline, because its precursors were produced by eons of compression and decay of trees and plants especially during the ages of the dinosaurs.
by pentozali September 23, 2007
Get the dinosaur juicemug.