pentozali's definitions

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket?

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.

Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

woof machine

A very noisy, constantly barking dog.

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!

by pentozali April 16, 2006

Haul-A-TB

Bus or train full of ill, coughing and/or sneezing people. You never know what you're going to catch from them. It just might as well be TB!

Another ride on that Haul-A-TB and I can kiss all my sick leave goodbye!

by pentozali December 19, 2008

Iran

A beautiful mountainous country of the Mideast world-renowned for its innumerable contributions to world culture, refined classical music, high standard of education, and delicious cuisine. Also has an interesting mix of ethnicities and religions including Jewish, Kurdish, Azerbaijani, and Georgian. Unfortunately for many years it was ruled by the dictatorial Shah Pahlavi; the mullah Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini; and the anti-Israel, anti-Semitic, Hezbollah-supporting Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. However, now with the much more moderate Hassan Rouhani in power, we and many other countries around the world now have a chance at peace with Iran. Iran is bordered by Armenia, Turkey, Iraq, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, and Pakistan.

President Obama has a chance at better diplomatic relations with Iran now that Hassan Rouhani is in power.

by pentozali September 11, 2013

PGD

Post-Grad Depression, the sad feeling that you get when you've graduated from high school or college and you realize that you can't speak to the friends/girlfriends you had anymore on a regular basis.

Stan's just having a little PGD. He should be snapping out of it soon. Most of his girlfriends are on Facebook!

by pentozali August 14, 2011

lizard bitch

A female V or Visitor, on the original and new TV show "V". Definitely not a Fifth Columnist.

We have to wait until at least November to see what the lizard bitch Ana does with the Earth!

by pentozali July 7, 2010

Bats

Short form of Batman. Often used by comic book writers.

Didja hear about the latest scandal? The guy who plays Bats in "Dark Knight" was accused of assault!

by pentozali August 21, 2008