corflu

CORrection FLUid, the milky white fluid that you brush over a writing, typing, or printing error. An example of one type of corflu is Wite Out.
It seems Johnny isn't feeling too well today. He's making a lot of mistakes in that fanzine and using corflu like mad! Corflu is a SF conventiongoers' term.
by pentozali September 25, 2008
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milk of human kindness

Semen (cum), the viscous white fluid ejaculated by a male during orgasm.
My cock's starting to throb...now I'm going to give her the milk of human kindness!
by pentozali December 29, 2005
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seeyount

Pronounced "see yooh en tee", this is a very sneaky way of trying to get the word "cunt" on a license plate past the eyes of the ever-vigilant DMV. It's been attempted in at least one US state, but was rejected once the DMV realized what its author was thinking of...
by pentozali November 11, 2010
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message chaser

Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.
Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!
by pentozali September 08, 2010
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Italian of the Mideast

An Armenian person, because of the joie de vivre that Armenians have, much like Italians, and the fact that Armenian is a language very well-suited to music, like Italian.
Mrs. Khachadourian is an Italian of the Mideast---when she speaks Armenian, it rolls off her tongue like music, just like Mr. Giannini when he speaks Italian.
by pentozali January 09, 2006
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FCOUGH

An all-too-obvious way to say "Fuck off" on a vanity license plate when one thinks the DMV won't know what it means.
Someone has "FCOUGH" on her license plate. Soon she'll have a complaint letter sent to the DMV!
by pentozali December 20, 2009
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blamph

A loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.
Man, clear the area! That blamph measured 10 on the Richter scale!
by pentozali July 01, 2010
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