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Bookistan

A place that is moderately to extremely unkempt, like an apartment, where what is causing the mess is books piled on and/or in shelves, boxes, and whatever other materials the person has to store the books. The owner of the books may be either an avid book collector or have OCD or both.
Did you ever go to Robert's house? It's Bookistan: wall-to-wall books! You can't even get a shoehorn into the shelves!
by pentozali April 15, 2010
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white Clorox

Jizz. Slippery and white and smells a little like Clorox.
Ever smell that goo that comes outta your cock when you jerk off? It's white Clorox!
by pentozali December 1, 2011
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oral CBW

The act of "killing" someone with bad breath. CBW stand s for Chemical and Biological Warfare.
No wonder that guy never picks up any girls. Did you ever stand near him? Every time he talks, you get a dose of oral CBW!
by pentozali October 9, 2008
mugGet the oral CBWmug.

redneck fire drill

I'll never go to that party again. It was like a redneck fire drill just for me to try to get the tickets for it!
by pentozali December 28, 2005
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LMC

Last-Minute Charlie (or Charlotte). When you're on a bus and the bus is ready to leave, you'll often see these people running to catch the bus. Very annoying when you're in a hurry and the green light is about to change to red.
Damn! I'm late for work and we've got the green light but there are five LMC's coming up. We'll be stuck for five minutes when the light changes!
by pentozali January 11, 2008
mugGet the LMCmug.

am'n't

Contracted way of saying "am I not".
Julie says it's gonna rain today, am'n't right?
by pentozali June 28, 2007
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accidentogenic

Having very unsafe driving habits, e.g. cutting into traffic from a single narrow lane into a four-lane highway without signaling; making a right turn from a left lane; running red lights, etc.
Mr. Nilsson is a heavy drinker and very accidentogenic. I wouldn't get into a car with him if my life depended on it!
by pentozali October 17, 2007
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