pentozali's definitions
A condition seen in cheaply-made CDs or ones that have been exposed to water, polluted air, dust, etc. for prolonged periods of time. Usually manifests as an unusual coloration, "crud" growing, and partially or completely unplayable areas of a CD. So much for the wonders of modern technology!
I can't believe this! I just bought the new Gustav Mahler 5th Symphony recording and it already has CD rot!
by pentozali December 23, 2005
Get the CD rotmug. by pentozali March 7, 2008
Get the flute juicemug. Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.
Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!
by pentozali September 25, 2013
Get the gift givermug. A folk song that includes obscene lyrics, two examples being "The Necrophiliac Song" ("My name is Jack, deedle ack, deedle ack, I'm a necrophiliac...") or "Barnacle Bill the Sailor"; a bawdy song.
by pentozali December 25, 2011
Get the fuck songmug. An intense devotee of the clarinet and its music. You'll almost always hear a clarinut noodling around with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's "Concerto For Clarinet and Orchestra in A Major" before he/she starts practicing scales!
Joe Pappas is a real clarinut! You oughtta listen to him play that run at the beginning of George Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue"---he polishes it off like he's born to it!
by pentozali March 4, 2009
Get the clarinutmug. Long @$&*ing (Traffic) Light. The bane of anyone who's in a hurry and is trying to drive or cross the street.
by pentozali October 18, 2007
Get the LFLmug. Another Pokemon we'd like to see. A Grass-Type Pokemon that looks like a harp formed from planks of wood. Among its attacks are Poison String, Stretch, and Branch Wrap.
by pentozali August 27, 2007
Get the Harplankmug.