pentozali's definitions

maggie

A magnifying glass.

Give me that maggie, will ya? I can't read this stuff!

by pentozali March 26, 2011

'rutsy-roo

An exaggerated pronunciation of "(all) right(s)y-roo".

Hey, Andrea, our team won! 'Rutsy-roo!!!!!

by pentozali July 6, 2009

woowoos

Any vehicles that utilize sirens: ambulances, police cars, firetrucks etc.

How do you manage to get any work done here with all of those woowoos constantly going by?

by pentozali April 9, 2006

Hammerang

Hammerang is a Pokemon we'd like to see, a Water/Ice Type that resembles a hammerhead shark and can rotate its slightly curved, hammer-shaped nose like a propeller. From holes in the "hammer" it can also shoot out large chunks of ice shaped like boomerangs. Attacks include Lock Hammers, Freeze Shell, Ice Boomerang, Head Butt, and Propeller.

My Hammerang can give your Gardevoir a Helping Hand!

by pentozali June 13, 2009

pre-docking procedures

Foreplay before fucking.

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!

by pentozali November 23, 2010

Sauronification

Metaphorically speaking, the spread of creeping evil over the real Earth, for example, global warming and terrorism. From Sauron, the evil ruler of Mordor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga.

Al-Qaeda's attempts to create a caliphate over the whole world is one example of Sauronification.

by pentozali July 18, 2007

ped

A pedophile; child molester.

Who let that ped into the gym? Quick, call the cops and get that fuck arrested!

by pentozali March 23, 2013