pentozali's definitions

morning metal

Worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting.

Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!

by pentozali July 9, 2009

inty

Interesting.

The festival promises to be a really inty event.

by pentozali January 23, 2012

nomonia

Dreaded disease caused by a lack of capital. Pronounced "no-MONEY-ah", punning on "pneumonia", its symptoms are: complaining about how broke one is, loss of weight because of a lack of food to eat, and general nastiness until the next paycheck comes.

A week before payday, I always come down with nomonia.

by pentozali April 9, 2006

crepetonite

Badly prepared pancakes---the kind you don't even went to THINK of eating. Pronounced KRAYP-toh-night.

They hired a new French chef. This guy's cooking is so bad, he's always turning out crepetonite!

by pentozali January 14, 2008

manekineko

The Japanese begging cat statuettes that seem to be getting more and more ubiquitous not only at Japanese but Chinese restaurants in the US.

I love that manekineko---I wish I knew where to buy one!

by pentozali August 31, 2013

Ming gremlin

The little gremlin that makes objects fall and break when you're not looking---like your expensive Ming Dynasty vase.

I see that the Ming gremlin was at work again. My whole CD collection is on the floor. Dammit!

by pentozali April 13, 2006

barking dogs

Very sore or tired feet.

I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!

by pentozali February 28, 2008