Definitions by paul of death

cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.

jig jig rub rub

cheese monkey covered in jam dance by paul of death November 23, 2003

salamahol 

everything and nothing. can be used to replace nearly any word so that the sentance/statement still make sense. can also be used as a greeting or to agree with something/somebody. or a swear word.

thats a nice bit of salamahol there
salamahol nick! = hello nick
wheres my salamahol you salamaholing salamahol?
oh salamahol = oh fuck!

salamahol by paul of death November 9, 2003

alternative 

different to the normal

alternative by paul of death October 24, 2003

MINCE 

what to shout at somebody who looks homosexual in anyway (walking, clothes, facial expression)

paul: hey nick look at that guy
nick: yeah he looks gay
paul: *shouts& MINCE!!

MINCE by paul of death October 21, 2003

7 hours 

how long you have to live after youve been jigged by somebody under the curse of teh jig of death unless you jig somebody else

7 hours on yo' ass

7 hours by paul of death October 21, 2003

cryptopsy 

a fucking good band!! \m/

i think crytopsy are really good

cryptopsy by paul of death October 21, 2003

cant be arsed 

cant be bothered

i really cant be arsed to go to uni today.

cant be arsed by paul of death October 21, 2003